Strike Watch: Day 31(?)
Howdy bros and brosephinas! So I accidentally murdered a homeless guy today. I know what you're thinking, weird, right? Well it's a funny story... I stabbed him!!!
As a sidenote, I finished off his half-eaten salami sandwich while rummaging through his pockets and I came across a folded up scrap of paper. At first I wasn't sure exactly what it was, so I employed some fancy sci-fi techniques (carbon-dating, google, etc.) to find out what it was. It turns out it was an article about the writers strike with a picture (IN EYE-EXPLODING COLOR) of: Ron Weiner, Tina Fey, some random dude, and Liz Cackowski. Have a lookie-loo!
Oh, then in his other pocket there was another scrap of paper, a suicide note. As it turns out, I actually wound up saving his life (by ending it). Spooky, huh?
Joni J.J. Mitchell out...
As a sidenote, I finished off his half-eaten salami sandwich while rummaging through his pockets and I came across a folded up scrap of paper. At first I wasn't sure exactly what it was, so I employed some fancy sci-fi techniques (carbon-dating, google, etc.) to find out what it was. It turns out it was an article about the writers strike with a picture (IN EYE-EXPLODING COLOR) of: Ron Weiner, Tina Fey, some random dude, and Liz Cackowski. Have a lookie-loo!
Oh, then in his other pocket there was another scrap of paper, a suicide note. As it turns out, I actually wound up saving his life (by ending it). Spooky, huh?
Joni J.J. Mitchell out...
4 Comments:
As for the homeless guy, could it be the same homeless guy my friend saw puking in a newspaper? Hummmm. Could be!
That's some pretty clever writing. Wish there was some of it on TV. Hope the AMPTP comes back to the table soon (though it's not looking likely) and stops being giant douches.
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