Chattin' with Joni

November 22, 2009

SNL Digital Short - "Two Worlds Collide ft. Reba McEntire"

Howdy do! Joni here!
People are always writing to ask:
"Hi Joni! You have a really chiseled physique. How do you work your lats and glutes to achieve such impressive muscle definition?"
And I reply:
"Thanks for the flattering, yet totally familiar, message. Fortunately for me I possess the natural musculature of a grecian god without any necessity for exercise."
I always include a polaroid of my pecs with my response. I write "Jealous?" on it and seal it in a ziploc bag with a fart.
Thus ends our correspondence.
Other times though, they write "Hey Bright Eyes! Does Andy have a girlfriend? If not, I would like to take him to my home planet where apes have supplanted humans as the dominant species. Then we will ride on horses to the Forbidden Zone, where we will alter the course of human history and inter-species love-making forever. Love, Xera."
To this, I might pose this week's Digital Short "Two Worlds Collide ft. Reba McEntire" as a response, care of The Dudes. It stars Andy and Reba and -- I think -- handles this subject with the utmost discretion.
You can watch it below or at several other locations among the internet galaxy:

6 Comments:

Blogger Milly said...
I'll say it... I'm pretty jealous of "Reba" right now!
11/22/2009 4:02 PM  

Blogger Milly said...
Happy turkey day!!!! do the dudes have turkey day together? i like to believe so, and wish I was there.... I <3 them!
11/26/2009 10:46 AM  

Blogger Milly said...
ok... I am seriously obsessed, and I just found this sight of all people who have met the dudes and talked to them and blah blah... and I am just green with jealous rage right now... I am on a mission! Boys... nerdy girl in a big glasses and a bright pink scarf!!! can I get some love? I made a Lonely Island blanket :) I <3 them soooooooooooo much!!!!!!
11/26/2009 10:17 PM  

Blogger TheMightyWhoser said...
I can agree with Emily. I'm pretty jealous too!!!
11/30/2009 5:13 PM  

Blogger Milly said...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AKIVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/01/2009 11:38 AM  

Blogger Emanisdaman said...
I heard the guys had a contest on Smule.com with T-Pain for I'm on a boat...here's on of the funnier vids. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SuOxH8ftJk

Look up I am T-Pain Uncut on youtube.
12/08/2009 1:54 AM  

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